pilgrimsoulinme:

yallbetrippin:

-do wheelies. any kind of bike works but harleys get the best results

-wear sunglasses. because woman respect a man who protects his eyes from uv rays

- open doors for them. even automatic doors, you make sure you step in front of her and activate the motion sensor so she doesnt have to. thats…

omg this person is making me laugh all by myself in my bed.

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